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Choco Crunchies
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Choco Crunchies asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

What would have happened if the chicken had not crossed the road?

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  • Annemei
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    He will not get to the other side of the road.

    We will no longer discuss the reason why he had to cross the road.

    Maybe the duck will cross the road instead.

    There will be millions of other posibilities but the important fact is the chicken cross the road and there is HISTORY made.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    More people on here would ask which came first...chicken or egg.

    There's got to be one utterly pointless question everyone with an IQ below 75 needs to ask.

  • Dee347x
    1 decade ago

    If he didn't cross the road his motives wouldn't be questioned.

  • RIP Michael Jackson King 4 Lyfe!
    1 decade ago

    It would be turned into a bucket of KFC!!! lol

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  • ?
    1 decade ago

    she'd lay a egg

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    U wont be asking this.

  • Lola
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    No one would make stupid jokes about it.

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