Are Irish people easily confused?

"Can I have some Irish sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter. The assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" "If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman indignantly. "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Then, warming to his theme, he went on: "Or if I asked you for a Kosher

hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? "Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican Would Ya? Would Ya?"

The assistant said: "Well no".

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it

up a gear.

"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French"?

"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well no, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well,

all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?"

The assistant replied: "Because you're in f***ing Homebase"