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Need giant Woodlouse?

In an effort to go green I have decided to replace my car with a giant Woodlouse preferably a Porcellio Scaber. However after a quick search of the internet I have discovered that none exist. So I find myself in need of a geneticist/mad scientist that could enlarge one for me (to approx. family estate size).

Also what creature would you make larger/smaller so you could ride it around?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    What I suggest is a bicycle.

    But if you really want an animal to ride on and which would be the right alternative for a car, you should buy an elephant. This also allow you to ride with the whole family.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Done already -- they called it an armadillo, but couldn't find a use for it.Good job you came along.

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