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What's happened to Y!A regulars and my contacts?

Anything to do with the holiday season or the new influx?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hi Dawn

    Guess who is still here.........................

    A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can’t believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"

    The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you ma’am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

    The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"

    The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Vacation

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm here I'm always here

    Except in a few minutes my Step-daughter is making me get off to "play a real game"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well I'm here if I count as a regular, sure they're all around spreading their happiness somewhere :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Schools out, which means lots of teenage trolls are on about reporting people for no reason.

  • 1 decade ago

    yea the new influx

  • Emily
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Probably on vacation for the summer. What's up?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Periodically it is wise to leave this site alone for a while.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i been dead busy with real life love and others who im sure i know who you mean have had things to deal with i'm sure normal service will resume shortly :)

  • 1 decade ago

    holidays, but some good ones here...

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