Any Funny Come Backs ?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If your brain was chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earrings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

You're so ugly, it looks like you fell off an ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down.

you have a face like. A bulldog licking piss off a nettle. A dropped pie. A welders bench. A slapped @rse. A robbers canine. A chewed up caramel. A ripped up giro. A melted wellington. A bag of spanners. Like somebody set it on fireplace and then tried to place it out with a fork.

ok, here are some ideas,

Atleast I'm not ugly!!

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works!

Have you ever considered suing your brains for non-supporty?

Do you need a license to be that ugly?

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain to you, but your brain would explode!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh.

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an acception.

There you go!

Come backs to what? It's only funny if it's relevant to the first comment!

Personnally, I thiink the funniest comebacks are the super-lame ones!!! Therefore, I purposelly lighten the mood in a fight by using a lame comeback!! Here are a few:

"Yeah well... well- (Insert name here) is a STUPID NAAAAME!!"

"Well.... Maybe I AM lame, but you are LAMER!"

"THATS NOT WHAT MY MOMMY SAYS!!"

"FATTY!!!!" (Do not use this if the person is actually fat, cause thats mean. It's funnier to use on a super skinny person!)

"Your mom."

"I know you are but what am I?" (Classic!)

"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!" (LOL)

"Well... you're COOL! You know what that means? It means you are a Constipated Overweight, Out-of-style LOSER!!!" (Another classic!)

(If they call you a jerk...) "Well That means I'm a Junior Educated Rich Kid, so HA!!"

(My all time- fav) "Joke's on you- I LIKE that!" (LOLOLOL)

Hope this helps!!

"You've got a photographic memory but the lens cap is on"

"Here's 20c. Go call your friends and bring back change."

"Normally people live and learn. You just live."

"If brains were taxed you'd get a rebate"

"Are your parents siblings?"

"If you took an IQ test the results would be negative"

"He studied for a blood test"

And so on!

Say..

What? What? What...Ever Lmao thats hilarious..

and also..

Who? Who? Who...Cares... LOL

Anther would be...

I got a question for you since your so smart, If your mother and father were to divorce would that make them brother and sister again???? =)

If someone says something about your mother, say "o.k. letys get off the mothers man, i just got off yours"

YOUR MOM!

works everytime

id chop my left nut off to be with you