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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Hummingbirds: The retards of the bird world?!?

There are two hummingbird feeders out there and all the little idiots do is fight over them. I think I've seen a bird actually drinking out of the feeders maybe half a dozen times all summer. I see them dive bombing each other all day every day, they even literally roll around on the porch pecking & fussing at each other.

What the helll is wrong with these violent little birds? Are they stupid or just asssholes? WTF?!?

Update:

Sorry for using such a repulsive, offensive word, you guys are right, I could have done that way better!

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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    What a great analogy for the world at large!

    Poetic, even.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I've never heard of birds being labeled as cognitively disabled. I'm pretty sure there is an error in the thinking process of the watcher of said birds.

  • Well I don't know about the hummingbirds , but have you ever thrown a hand full of cheezes out at the beach lately ? Seagulls go downright delirious !

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hay - they are just fighting for territory. They found a good feeding spot - and are protecting it. If this is classified as a "retard" action - then we all are ♥

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/202743462_232471...

  • 1 decade ago

    retarded seems a bit harsh for some dumb birds? it might be worse if u step outside and and start yelling at one to leave the other alone. the neighbors would love that!! :))

  • JC
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    One of them obviously has been filled with beer.

    The simple answer is even the two out.

  • 1 decade ago

    'Retard' is such a repulsive word. Can we call them "rats with wings of lesser intelligence," or perhaps "flying turds"?

  • 1 decade ago

    maybe its a bird version on hot monkey sex??

    maybe screw with them some, toss rice in the air for them! ;)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tell me about it.

    Almost as bad as Ants in heat.

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