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My wife is growing cucumbers in her garden?

should I feel threatened?

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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    When she starts naming them,

    then calls their name out in her sleep....

    yeah, then I'd be worried.

  • 1 decade ago

    Threatened? Why?

    Do you think your wife is going to kill you with cucumbers?

    I am sorry but I really do not understand your question.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    there were cucumbers way before you were around, don't worry yourself now, only if the plants get in the way of your nightly sessions

    Source(s): lol
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If she starts to hollow them out and buys mega batteries from the dollar store then sorry hon you have some serious competition there.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    When she starts growing pumpkins and stacks weed n' feed on them, be very afraid.

  • lobo27
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    It sounds like you've got allot of salad tossing ahead of you dude.

  • 1 decade ago

    There is always Viagra to help you a bit too!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    No, it's the butternut squash you gotta worry about.

  • 1 decade ago

    Fungicide!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    naaahh...have a little fun with them before eating..

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