Why are women so complicated?

Our way of thinking and perspective are different from yours, so we seem complicated to you. Just revel in our uniqueness and go with the flow.

Okay just remember, YOU asked. (seriously generalized btw)

First we are emotional. we hate, we love, we crush, we feel everything in the spectra and then everything inbetween that. All of that with serious blinding intensity. When we hate, we really hate. When we love, we really love.

Then we have different ways of thinking. we tend to have more of a thorough (to the point of annoying) thought process. we think about who is this going to help, hurt, what is this person going to think of me, why do i even care what he/she thinks? how is this going to make me look, am i making a mistake, and about a billion other things. Then when we are hurt, we really hate having to explain to people why we are angry, when the thing that hurt us is painfully clear to us. If you dont remember that you said that some other girl was really pretty, and you never tell your girl that, that burns. You may not even remember that compliment, but we do. We remember where sometimes men dont. sorry that was so long but i thought you may actually be serious. BY THE WAY pms happens to us whether we want it or not. To put this in perspective for all men who lack respect, what other creature bleeds like a stuck pig for 3-7 days continually just so that we can have the *pleasure* of having our stomachs and uterus distend for childbirth? Hopes this helps, and thanks.

A man wanted to go to hawaii he didnt want to fly and was scared of boats so he found a lamp on a beach and the jeanie said i will grant you one wish only cause im to lazy, he said build me a bridge to hawaii for my wish, the jeanie replied impossible there is not enough resources in the world for this bridge, "Fine then for my wish i wish i could understand everything there is to know about women" the jeanie repplied, "3 lanes or 4?"

cuz men r douche bags

there always on their periods :(