good joke? blonde jokes?

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

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There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"

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A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. "Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious." "Very good," says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious." The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!" Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?" Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbour painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that **** ages to finish that fence.'"

how to drown a blond

stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool

there is 3 people a blond a red head and a brunette

god says "before you may enter heaven you must pass a trial,

so i will tell you 100 jokes if you dont laugh at them then you can go into heaven"

on the 26th joke the brunette laughed

on the 50th joke the red head laughed

on the 100th joke the blond laughed

god the said "why did you laugh you where almost there?"

the blond said with a smile "i just got the frst joke"

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

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A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

There was a blonde who needed to go to a city out of town , so she decides to take the bus , but doesn't know where to go , so she goes to a guy who looks decent and helpful and says " Excuse me sir , Im trying to go to ** name of city ** how do I get there ? " the man replies saying " Wait at that corner where it says ' bus stop ' and wait for the 45 bus " ( not 45th , just 45 ) So the blonde thanks the man and walks over to the bus stop sign . Hours and Hours later , it is night , its cold , and its raining , and the man comes back , just walking , and sees the blonde that he saw earlier , shocked , he runs towards the blonde and asks " Ma'am , why are you still here ? The 45 bus went by hours ago ! " The blonde smiles warmly , " Its okay , Sir , the 36th bus just went by !! "

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?

---She fell out of the tree.

How can you tell which desk the blonde sits at?

---There's whiteout on the computer screen.

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day at work?

---She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.

How do you get a blonde pregnant?

---F*** her. And you think blondes are stupid.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool!

a guy stopped at the local grocery store with his dog in the back of his pick up. When the man gets out of the truck he tells his dog. "Stay..Stay...Stay.." Then the blonde walks by and says.. "Oh well, why dont you just put it in park!?"

What do you do when a blonde throws a gernade at you?

pull the pin and throw it back!

lolll.

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