How to make a Twilight - mocking costume? I'm looking for something simple and funny.?

Question

I don't have the patience to actually sit down and read a book on a 4th grade reading level (I'm a little old for that) and I've never seen the movie. All I have so far is what I've gleaned from popular culture. Right now my plan is for my husband and I to wear cheap body glitter and vampire teeth. Is there anything else along these lines that I should add?

Update:

My husband is 6'4" and will be participating with me. We're not really concerned about getting beaten up by a tween.

Update 2:

Why the unibrow? As I said, I haven't read the books.

emziidoodles · Accepted Answer

Yeah, definitely "glittery vampire" 
You could maybe get fake contact lenses or something to make your eyes look a bit spooky

iamnotonfire · Answer

haha thats a good idea!
you could also go as a fan with a t-shirt saying something like i heart guys that sparkle and draw in a unibrow or something or if u want to stick to the body glitter and teeth idea you coud do dark circles under your eyes and use white facepaint under the body glitter.
hope this helped!
:)

mel · Answer

dress up as one of the characters, add glitter and wear a sign that says "twilight killed comic con 2009"

Anonymous · Answer

Lots of glitter.

Monica:) · Answer

... wow. A little low dude no offense but you could seriously get beat up for that. personally i don't like the books but i wouldn't go around mocking them. Your going to end up getting mugged on halloween.
Good luck with that!

Anonymous · Answer

heh heh heh, i like.    how about an anti-twilight shirt?  http://shop.cafepress.com/anti-twilight

Anonymous · Answer

cover you self in flour so you can look pale

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How to make a Twilight - mocking costume? I'm looking for something simple and funny.?

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