Pastors ***.......................?

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and

it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey

that he entered it in the

race

again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S

*** OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of

publicity that he ordered

the

pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline

read:

BISHOP

SCRATCHES

PASTOR'S

***.

This was too much for the bishop, so he

ordered the pastor to get

rid

of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a

nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted

the follo wing headline

the

next day:

NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to

get rid of the donkey, so

she

sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN

SELLS *** FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he

ordered the nun to buy back

the

donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run

wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being

concerned about public opinion

can

bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your

life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and

you'll be a lot happier

and

live longer!

Have

a nice day