Does the new iphone have a pregnancy test app?

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a new app for the iPhone that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than a doctor. Simply pour in a sample of your urine and the iPhone will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it and it costs nothing."

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he got the iPhone app, filled a jar with a urine sample and poured the sample in the iPhone. The iPhone started making some noise and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause a message appeared which read:

You have tennis elbow.

Soak your arm in warm water.

Avoid heavy labor.

It will be better in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this iPhone could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He poured the sample in the iPhone and it again made the usual noises and printed out the following analysis:

Your tap water is too hard.

Get a water softener.

Your dog has ringworm.

Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

Your daughter is using cocaine.

Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.

Your wife is pregnant-twin girls.

They aren't yours.

Get a lawyer.

And if you don't stop jerking off,

your tennis elbow will never get better.

j0e

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Does the new iphone have a pregnancy test app?

i've had that problem before. A pregnancy test is a pregnancy test. As a precaution, i use the dollar version as well as the 4 dollar version. They're accurate; I've been a week and 1/2 late but still got my period. Just hold on and maybe it will come. Waiiiitttt. You haven't had your period since Jan? Its March

No, but it does have an app that you can download to make it vibrate nonstop so you don't have to have sex anymore. No sex, no pregnancy! Yay!

Yes, but if you use it I don't recommend you download the thermometer app.

Yes, but it's an option!

I don't think so. Octomum burned out the prototype.

no - but theres one for the "touch"

BLOCK PARTY: Actually - i looked her over - shes a bit of a rude b2tch, but mostly harmless

not Hawk - of course he's cool...

Yes, I used it, it said everyone is in trouble!

wouldn't surprise me I know you can order a pizza