Worst pick up line you've ever heard? Or worst line someone used on you.?

-Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

-What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

-My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Darn! It must be 15 minutes fast.

-Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

-I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

-I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

-If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

-There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

-I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!

-(Walk up to a stranger) Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

-You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

-You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

-Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

-Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

-Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?

-If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

-Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

-I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

-(Use index finger to call someone over then say), "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

-Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!

-You turn my software into hardware!

-Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

-If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?

-You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.

-You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

-I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

-If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

-I'm gay, think you can convert me?

Lame, I know. :D

My friend and I googled "cheesy pick up lines" and got some real funny ones!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Where have you been all my life?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

'Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."

Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.

Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ***(somebody used this one on me)

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way(ha ha thats funny)

What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!(somebody used this on me too)

My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

If one leg is christmas and the other is thanksgiving can I visit in between the holidays?

and Roses are red the grass is green open your legs and ima make you scream. Its not really a pickup line but my friend said it to his girlfriend and then she slapped him. lol

A guy onced said

"On the fujita scale how much do you rank? An f5"

It took me a while to understand that he was talking about volcanoes.

hey, you know what look good on you? me

what time do your legs open?

can i borrow a quarter? i want to tell my mom i just met the girl of my dreams.

yo, im a thief, and im here to steal yo heart.

^ guys have used these on me.

Are you Ukrainian? Cause I thought you would like to see my pierogies.

Yeah, I definitely got the hell outta there when this guy told me that.

omg when i just finished soccer practice i was all sweaty and gross but had to go back in the school to get my books and this boy goes "hey Ashley I bet I can make you sweat"

gross i looked so nasty.

Is there a piece of dust in your eye? Oh wait, it's just a sparkle. Haha.

Where your husband at. Lol.

editing, putting some more on here.

Hey what's your name, I'm single genes. Lol!

What you listening to, we might need that later on (I was listen to my MP3 & some random guy just said that, loser)

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

lol