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sueflower
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sueflower asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

How can I be sure you're not a knife-wielding maniac?

... i never can tell on the internet =)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Because I'm a Death-Ray using Evil Overlord! I have no time for knife wielding! There are do-gooders to dispatch in increasingly comical ways!

  • Maxwell Smart(ypants)
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Knives are sooo 1980's. I've graduated to a chainsaw wielding maniac.

  • WOMBAT, Manliness Expert
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Actually I was gonna say that I'm a "nice welding" maniac.

  • Joe Angus
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Because I'm holding an axe.

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  • High.
    1 decade ago

    how can i be sure YOU arent a midget kidnapping "megan wants a millionaire" contestant?

    u can never tell these days.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Check my pockets. I don't carry a knife.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    aww you got me! too bad now i have to stab you in the neck

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    don't accuse me! now I have to run you over with my car

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What are YOU hiding behind YOUR back?

  • soras
    1 decade ago

    because I prefer to use other weapons.

    http://www.freewebs.com/archmage_lord/spear.jpg

    http://www.shadowlandtoys.com/catalog/images/Texas...

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