Poll: How do you eat your corn?

i start at the left and eat all the way across then turn the cob down and start on the next row until im done! oh well not without putting some butter on it first

In columns if it is a short cob but if it is long for some reason i eat it across.

Across in rows left to right

Or in salad with capsicum and pickled onion and french dressing.

On the cob.

I eat it as messily as possible, so all the juice squirts on everyone. It's fun to do this in a public eating area...people think you're spitting on them.

I eat it across.

I thought you were pickin' it out of poop! Rows across.

across

I eat it like a type-writer :)

yes