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sueflower
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sueflower asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Why do zombies demand brains instead of coffee?

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  • I was a moron.
    1 decade ago
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    They've been boycotting the stuff for awhile now; apparently Starbucks doesn't hire the undead and they feel like it's discrimination.

  • 74
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    well FYI i am one of the cool zombies that do demand both brains and coffee and mcdonalds, and any fast food

  • Joe Angus
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Brain is brain food.

  • marlea98
    1 decade ago

    Brains have nutritional benefits. Even though there dead they still wanna look their best for the LADIES<333

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  • Did You Get It On The Wall?!
    1 decade ago

    because they could just as easily eat the brains of ppl who drank coffee

  • Addison Connor
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    With brains, they could actually think to have some coffee. :) ♥

  • Maxwell Smart(ypants)
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Way to go!!! I can see it now. (Starfuc's new campaign) Every cup of coffee comes with a pituitary gland in it. Just to please our Zombie crowd.

  • for stevie wonders eyes only
    1 decade ago

    ive never scene a zombie eat brains, only bellys.....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, think about it, what tastes better...?

    Obviously raw human brain matter, its really a no brainer ;)

  • §hɛnAnnιɢanѕ
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    really depends on the breed of zombie

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