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Anyone heard the one about A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley:?
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley:
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
17 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahahahhaha Damn - and I just bought a new Harley too and didn't need it after all hahaha
- Anonymous1 decade ago
so a penguin was having car trouble and brought it to a garage to have it looked at...
the mechanic said it'd take a little while to look the car over and figure out what was wrong...
so the penguin took a walk down main street to pass the time...
the penguin was looking in the local shops and stopped by the bookstore for a few minutes...
the penguin stopped in an icecream shop and got a scoop of vanilla in a cone...
it was a hot day and the icecream was melting rather quickly, so the penguin had to eat it quickly as she had not taken any napkins...
the penguin started heading back to the garage...
upon arriving back to the garage to check on her car, the mechanic sees the penguin approaching and yells out "hey!.. you blew a seal!.."
the penguin defensively yelled back "no!.. it was icecream, i swear!.."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Actually that is not true ,because most women crevis is around 5 inch and a lot longer and bigger dong is painful and donkey s do have trouble getting laid ,unless the woman is a crack ho ,from the lower slopes of the kilamanjaro a porn star or a freak .So your attempt at jokery has backfired and I can only hope a family member gets shafted by one of these freaks sooner or later
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I can tell you, from personal experience, that the morale of this story is very true!
Source(s): Big BOB - Anonymous1 decade ago
No, I haven't heard that before. Thanks for my first smile of the morning.
Have a star.