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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 1 decade ago

When cougars are hunting, how should the prey be divided up?

My friends say that when there isn't enough prey to go around, that the oldest, and most experienced cougar should get to finish off the prey.

I said that we should share the prey...er, i mean, that the cougars should share the prey.

What do you you think?

PS. please hurry.

Update:

((Eartha)) you made me laugh so hard i scared the dog

Update 2:

@ Eartha - i don't do gentle. but it won't be unpleasant, either. i mean, er..cougars, i said - dammit. oh, Reverend Tippi has been distracted by those dobermans again - all is well once more.

:)

Update 3:

@ Siva - wait, i was supposed to stop hunting? **flips through marriage vows** where exactly is that line? besides, i thought we might all enjoy some **group** time together in the basement.

:)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I agree with Angelz.

    This cougar doesn't share.

    Source(s): I saw him first,d@mmit!
  • 1 decade ago

    Absolutely, it's unfair on the other cougars not to share.

    I would even go for expediency here- if you share at the same time then your hunger is satisfied quicker.

    I think three cougars at once could be optimum due to the amount of prey available...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cougars are much cuter when kittens.

    Besides, males are the actual cougars of this earth.

    Anytime you hear of a big gap marriage.. the elder is going to be a male 9 out of 10 times.

    Older women stole the word "cougar" from males the same way they stole "mature" from 18+ females and "prime" from 32 year old women.

    Source(s): What is a "creepy DOM"? Thats what older women call former boy toys who date young women when older. Thats only sexy to males with IQ's under 140. When white females talk about being cougars, they are trying to imply white males age like shiite. No.... YOU age like shiite. Thats why few males actaully marry a female older than us. Thanks for playing. Sincerely, guy with high IQ.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's always nice to share Goddess.

    But if the other cougars wanna be greedy about it, then sometimes the extension of claws, and the baring of teeth are needed to maintain the hierarchy and maintain the proper discipline..

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  • Yes you should share the prey, but then again you don't need to hunt since you have a hubby tied up in the closet just waiting for you.

    _()_

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That so isn't fair.. Don't you think the guys should have a choice in which cougar sleeps with them too?! I mean you are talking about us like we are just pieces of meat!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Same as the Pride of Lions the Alpha eats 1st and then the Beta and the lowest in the pack if there is anything left gets to eat.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    oldest. I agree with that because the younger cougars still have plenty of time on their side to attack "prey"

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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    No shortage of prey. This cougar doesn't share.

  • 1 decade ago

    Cougars are hot.

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