Can I transfer contacts via bluetooth(will pick best answer)?

I dont know who you are and Im glad I dont cause you sound like a really weird girl. I bet you are the kind of person who just answers questions just to get the 2 points and thats demented.

Do the whole community of YA a favor and stop posting dumb questions like this . Unless it is a legit question keep it to yourself.

Yes.

Yeah, it's a 1968 Gibson SG,

mint condish.

No.

That's all ?

Well, that's a mistake.

No, Hendrix played this guitar.

Hello ?

- Yeah ?

- Is this Mr. Schneebly ?

No, he's not here.

- Could you take a message for me ?

- Yeah.

Hi. My name's Rosalie Mullins.

I'm the principal at Horace Green Prep.

We're having a little emergency.

One of our teachers broke

her leg this morning,

and all of our subs

are already working.

Pat Wickam at Milton Prep

recommended I call Mr. Schneebly.

Do you know if he's available ?

- How long is the gig ?

- Excuse me ?

How long is the job ?

As much as a few weeks,

but we need somebody

to start immediately.

So how much are we talking here ?

We pay our substitutes

650 a week.

Now, do you know when

Mr. Schneebly will be back ?

Hold on a sec.

Oh, you know what ?

I think he's just coming in right...

Ned, phone !

Hello, this is Ned Schneebly.

Pat faxed me your r sum .

It's very impressive.

We've never been in a bind like this

before, so thank you so much.

So how's this gonna work ?

Are you gonna pay me upfront ?

I don't understand.

It'd be really great

if I could get paid in cash.

Oh, well, we don't do that.

When you cut my check, make it

payable to Dewey Finn, for tax reasons.

You can discuss all of that

with Candace at the end of the day.

When's the end of the day ?

We commence at 8:15,

school lets out at 3.

You know what ?

Do you think I could cut out a little

early today ? I got some stuff I gotta do.

It's cool. I can stay.

Mr. Schneebly...

...this is considered the best

elementary school in the state,

and we maintain that by adhering

to a strict code of conduct,

faculty included.

Don't worry about me.

I'm a hard-***.

If a kid gets out of line, I got

no problem smacking him.

No, no. We don't use

corporal punishment here.

OK, so just verbal abuse ?

If you have any problems with

any students, send them to me.

- I will do the disciplining.

- Check.

Children.

Please take your seats.

I'd like to introduce

Miss Dunham's substitute.

This is Mr. Schneebly.

Why don't you write

your name on the board.

Yes, I will.

You know what ?

Why don't you all just call me "Mr. S".

Mr. S has never taught here

at Horace Green,

so I want you all to be

on your best behavior.

So the curriculum

is on the desk.

- And do you have any questions ?

- Yeah, when's lunch ?

The children just had their lunch.

Is there anything else you need ?

I'm a teacher.

All I need are minds for molding.

All right, then. Well, thanks again.

You saved the day.

OK, who's got food in here ?

You're not gonna get in trouble.

I'm hungry.

You. What do you got ?

That's what I'm talking about.

OK. Teach. Teach. Teach.

All right, look, here's the deal.

I've got a hangover.

Who knows what that means ?

- Doesn't that mean you're drunk ?

- No. It means I was drunk yesterday.

- It means you're an alcoholic.

- Wrong.

You wouldn't come to work

hung-over unless you were.

Dude, you got a disease.

- What's your name ?

- Freddy Jones.

Freddy Jones, shut up.

Shut up.

The point is,

you all can just chill today.

We'll start on

this crapola tomorrow.

- Yes, Tinkerbell ?

- Summer.

As class factotum, first I'd like to

just say, welcome to Horace Green.

- Thank you.

- Any questions about our schedule ?

Because usually now

Miss Dunham teaches vocabulary,

then gives us a pop quiz, then

splits us up into reading groups.

- Track B is...

- OK, hey, hey, hey.

Miss "Dumbum"

ain't your teacher today, I am.

And I got a headache

and the runs.

So I say, time for recess.

But Mr. S, that poster charts

everyone's performance.

We get stars when we master

the material covered.

How do we get gold stars

if we just have recess ?

- What are these black dots here ?

- Demerits.

What kind of a sick school is this ?

As long as I'm here, there will be

no grades or gold stars or demerits.

We're gonna have recess

all the time.

But Miss Dunham only gives us

recess for 15 minutes...

You're not hearing me, girl.

I'm in charge now, OK ?

And I say recess.

Go. Play and have fun, now.

Nice.

Now, you don't want me to have

to call your parents, do you ?

It's all right, Emily,