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Stranger: i have a quest for you

You: What shall it be?

Stranger: there is a man

Stranger: from the far west

You: I see.

Stranger: his name strikes fear into thousands of non-walmart employees

Stranger: his name... is thornir

You: Oh goodness. He shall be defeated

You: I will need to be equipped with thy finest weaponry

Stranger: me and my colleagues are willing to pay 100 gold coins to whoever completes this quest

You: I understand, I shall attempt this quest.

Stranger: How shall you go at it?

You: Well, i plan to put out gay porn in a cage, considering by his name he is infact a homosexual, and trap him when he goes for the bait

Stranger: i see

Stranger: this quest

You: It will work.

Stranger: it requires a great knowlegde of the blade

You: Well, Im going to need to increase my ninja skills then.

Stranger: have you ever played assasins creed?

You: I have not.

You: DO i require its knowledge?

Stranger: You do not REQUIRE it

Stranger: but it shall give you some serial attack points ^-^

You: I see, well I will get a good look at this.

You: I should be off preparing for this quest

Stranger: I wish you luck

You: Thank you much. Until we meet again, watch out for thy enemy

Stranger: Thank you for your help

Stranger: deliver his head under the lemon tree

Stranger: thats were you shall find payment

You: The one by the golden fountain?

Stranger: yes by the pinguin fornicating station

Stranger: *penguin

You: I shall. Goodbye, my good fellow