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Why doesn't my ouija board work?

I've been playing with ouija boards for almost a year now.

At first I started off with homemade ones.

I finally bought a Parker Brothers one.

For a while, it worked perfectly everywhere in my house.

I found out I have 9 ghosts in my room and a portal in the mirror in the hallway.

Now, the ouija board doesn't seem to work anywhere in my house.

I tried it with three different people, in various rooms in my house.

We get nothing.

Its not the people or me, because we tried the ouija board at her house, and it worked perfectly.

Is there something wrong with my house?

Is it the spirits?

help !

Update:

and don't say "its a myth" or "its not real" because it is real.

I have many scary experiences from it.

so non believers, shut up and go roam somewhere else.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    No there's nothing wrong with your house at all best beloved. You have, as you say used it many times before so now it's time to discover, if you havn't already done so how to open it and close it correctly. the spirit world will wait for you to learn that and then it'll all be fne. The first few times, they let you have as your practice shots if you like, but you have to open and close it correctly for them. Learn that and it'll all be up and running again in no time at all.

  • 1 decade ago

    1:

    "so non believers, shut up and go roam somewhere else"

    When you ask questions here, the correct etiquette is to specify the type of answer you are looking for- not automatically blast anyone who does not agree. Sorry. You should accept opposing opinion as legitimate feedback when it's related to actually ANSWERING your question.

    It is possible that the answer to your question is something that is completely opposite from your belief system.

    You can't complain that people are close-minded if you are close minded yourself.

    With that said:

    #2.

    You admit that you had "scary experiences" yet still you go ahead.

    Why?

    If you start stabbing a dog with the stick, he's tied to a stake, and he starts snapping at you, I bet that's scary.

    The more you poke this dog, the more he's going to try and come after you. The stake loosens after enough of his struggles, and he is free- and has you by the neck.

    Playing with boards is like this. The more you play, the more the stake loosens.

    Has it occurred to you that the stake has come out? But someone is holding the dog at bay? Some one has shielded you from this dog that you keep poking with a stick?

    If you want that to want that dog off his leash- ask that it be let loose.

    You might just get your wish. I would not suggest it, however.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    The only power it has is the power of suggestion. The only thing dangerous about the Ouija Board are the morons who think it's real.

  • Todd G
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Stay away from the mirror or you'll be sucked into the spirit world!

    Source(s): I know someone used a ouiji board that spelled 'satin' and she got scared because she thought it was the devil. Funny, I guess she never heard of the fabric.
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  • 1 decade ago

    Dude, mine wouldn't work either. I had one many years ago and every time we asked it something it said "goodbye"! Every time! Maybe it's just you..I think it's just me...

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't use a fricking ouija board. Those bring bad spirits.

  • Dass
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Because it's a crock o' bull.

  • It probably wont work because there is no truth to it.

  • 1 decade ago

    It's a myth- that's why.

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