Why doesn't my ouija board work?

IT IS VERY POSSIBLE THE 9 SPIRITS YOU SAY YOU HAVE ARE PROTECTING YOU IN YOUR HOME BY PREVENTING YOU FROM CONTACTING A EVIL ENTITY WAITING ON THE OTHER SIDE TO BE INVITED IN YOUR HOME

I doubt that your Ouija board ever worked.

There is an acronym for what is going on.

It's B.S

No offense but if there is a paranormal realm in which spirits and ghosts linger after death then I doubt that something bought from Toys 'R' Us can help us contact said realm.

There is nothing wrong with your house, it's not the spirits. You're just gaining sanity.

(sigh) A Ouija board is one of the paranormal things that science completely understands. The participants move the little gizmo subconsciously, a phenomenon known as the ideomotor effect.

If you want your Ouija board to “work” again, make sure most of the participants have an idea of what you want it to say, and it will say it.

Ouija boards work on the ideomotor effect - you're moving it yourself, whether you realize it or not. That's right, it's all you - you're not talking to ghosts, you don't have ghosts, you don't have portals or spirits or demons - you've been making it all up. And your inability to make it up is also you. Sorry, this has been studied for hundreds of years - you're not contacting anything but your own subconscious.

CORRECT ANSWER: It never worked. You don't have ghosts in your room because they don't exist. You do not have a portal in the mirror in the hallway.

I use ouija's for help in pointing out silliness. I think yours is working perfectly.

nice, wot a portal in your room to where? wumming

Chang the batteries, that might help!