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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
okay, but one convo, more and i'll get addicted. :)
You: hi i was caught masturbating at sunday school today
Stranger: hahaha
You: do you think it's bad?
Stranger: hell no. It's awesome
You: have you been masturbating at school today? i know they have a foxy poster up in the back lot ;)
Stranger: It's summer here so I'm not in school right now
Stranger: But I masturbated at my house
You: do you do it often? it lengthened my penis by 4 inches, but everyone wants me to get a sex change, so only 6 more months can you ride on it. =/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D enjoy!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: OH NOES!!!!!
You: OH HELL NO THE APPLES
You: ARE ATTACKING
Stranger: no its much worse : /
You: They are hurting the monkey molesting penguins
You: Oh no not Mr. Shnigglepuff!!
Stranger: EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!!
You: Ahhh wtf is going on???
Stranger: the... game.
Stranger: you just lost it.
You: Hmm... nahh
You: I win
You: I NEVER ****** LOSE MOTHA FUCKA
Stranger: im not thinkig about it.
Stranger: ****.
You: I shall fly to the moon
Stranger: I JUST LOST THE GAME.
You: Ha
You: You lose
You: I win
You: THE APPLES ARE INVADING STILL
You: AND THEY ARE SCARY
You: They masturbate with polar bears btw
Stranger: emage eht tsol tsuj i
You: Did you just *** on the keyboard?
Stranger: mm hmm : (
Stranger: FANNY PACK TASTIC!!!ELEVENTYBILLIONANDELEVEN@#&(!@!
You: Oh hells no don't bring that sucker out on me.
Stranger: i wear my fanny pack to the side
Stranger: because its cool
Stranger: like the rappers do
You: Yeah that's awesome
You: Like Mr. Youel and his laser pointer
Stranger: rly?
You: Really really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- missdizzyxLv 41 decade ago
Whats omegle.......?
:)
OMG so I googled it and had this conversation..whoah!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: i have never been on here before- this person on yahoo answers just told us to come on
You: so what actually is www.omegle.com
You: ?
Stranger: its basically a website in which perverts chat to fake 13 year old girls who are in fact 16-25 year old men doing it for the lulz and where i can tell you to suck your mums dick and lick her juicy donkey balls and for you never being able to retaliate
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Another Another!
Stranger: shh
Stranger: dont say anything
Stranger: or ill leave
Stranger: i swear
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: deal
Stranger: so today should be boring
You: ***says in a quiet voice**** why?
Stranger: i had my first class yesterday
Stranger: DAMNIT
Stranger: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Stranger: hi m or f
You: t
You: you?
Stranger: T?
You: tranny
You: DUHH
Stranger: sweet
You: i know right?
You: my very favourite gender.
Stranger: mine too
You: yaaay.
Stranger: how old
You: when can we get married?
Stranger: Ill have to get rid of my wife first
You: ugh, that sucks
You: i had to get rid of mine last month.
You: it was THE WORST
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
___________
Stranger: Gay?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i just love omegle.
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- ☮ηιкηυ!Lv 61 decade ago
You: Sexy?
You: Hot?
You: Smokin'?
You: Woot?
You: Bleh?
You: Fiiiire Burnin'!
Stranger: well
Stranger: hello
Stranger: sexy and hot maybe :P hahaha
Stranger: i don't smoke
You: I doubt it.
Stranger: why?
You: About the sexy and hot.
You: If you were sexy and hot, why are you on the internet?
Stranger: because im a little boring, alone in the house
You: ....nice. Wayda be a loser.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Stranger: PEEEEEEEEEENUS
You: PIE!
You: CHEESE
You: !!!!!!!
You: CAKE
Stranger: MUFFIN
You: JOLLYRANCHES YUMMYNESS!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: lol
You: KDFNLWLJKLSEFLFR
Stranger: and you just lost it.
You: AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! O.o
Stranger: lol peace out
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Too weird for me.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
no way.
their can be stalkers!