why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

Who needs a TV when you have YA for entertainment,.. I am laughing too much

I doubt that there really is a dead person on your couch, because you'd be 1) Either too tramatized by seeing a dead person in your house, or 2) too busy with the police with sorting this out, and trying to make it clear that you're inocent.

If, in some freaky accident, there really is a dead person on your couch, by all means call the police. Immediately.

From my knowledge. Pakistani s can appear from underneath the bedding of your couch if not cleaned

did you get that for lost the tv show?

b/c why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

sounds awfully familiar

-_-

when hurley brought a passed out sayid to his house

and hurley's mom walks in and says....why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

you ar just too creative for your own good, you know that?

His not dead, silly. Poke him and you'll see he'll wake up and leave. It's natural to have dead pakistanians on your couch. HELLO?!?! EVERYBODY HAS THEM. It's fine, don't worry. =)

Much love! XOXOXOXOXO

OMFG! The answers to this question are hilarious!

Ryan. SO FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! "Cause you farted". LMAO!

Okay, so are you talking about your passed out drunk friend on the couch? Cause if you are, leave him there and beat the **** out of him for scaring you in the morning. Kay? LMAO! Hilarious question dude, seriously!

Check the body for if he isnt dead he is planning to blow up you with his big brown missile

I'm assuming this is a joke because if there was a dead guy on your couch, I don't think you would jump on the computer.

And why does his ethnicity matter?

Get off the meth, kid, get off the meth.

edit: Wait! I just came back to reread the question and I practically fell off my chair laughing. I don't know why it came so late. Way to make it so believably serious! ^_^

you must have left your door open... throw out that couch, i mean really...