If I'm hosting a housewarming party for a man bear pig, what would you bring for him?

..... I only know one man (C Man), one bear (RJ) and one pig (ohGr!!) lolxx

May I bring those three men to the party ??

no way! im going to this party as well! oh gosh, i've known man bear pig for a looooong time and now im pregnant with his cousin's sister's bestfriend's auntie's cousin in law :) its gonna be a zombie baby and imma name it man bear pig the second and i think thats the best present for him. so i suggest you get knocked up by the town lama and name the baby man bear pig the third. best.present.ever.

oh but i must warn you, man bear pig gets pretty hefty drunk, if you know what i mean ;)

A stained wife-beater tee shirt covered in mustard (like John Bulushi wore in Animal House)

A copy of "An Inconvenient Truth" and an Al Gore pinata.

Beer, bacon, me in nudity

But would that be rude to fiddle w/man-bear pig while you are still there Miror?

a man , a bear and a pig

HAHAHA! I don't even remember where it was that the hiker got pushe...., I mean tripped, all I really remember was eating this awesome BBQ and bones flying willy nilly everywhere :D Welcome back manbearpig, we will save Al and Scuzzlebutt seats of honor at your table! Candy

TV's Patrick Duffy and a smoked salami

Al Gore, cereally.

A honey beer and some slop