If President Obama was Pinocchio how long would his nose be?

A more apt comparison would be Dumbo. He's got the big ears and his supporters think that he can fly.

i could like to grant you a sturdy answer yet they already been taken by using the comics above me. while i replaced right into a toddler all of my grandpas grand-young ones used to declare they could desire to have his nostril full of nickels. So perchance i could take Obamas nostril full of nickels and his ears full of greenback expenses.

Why, you lookin for something to sit on mama? Maybe that would loosen you up....lol. In fact, I'd like to DEMAND that ALL CONS on this site log off, get laid for a "change" (since you all like to put quotation marks around that word), and see how much better and less angrier you'll feel when your done. The hate is changing a dam thing. YOU LOST.

Let's just say it's making Michelle a lot happier nowadays, perhaps the reason for that silly grin she wears.

Let's just say we wouldn't need a rocket to get to the moon. We could just walk along his nose.

It would curl around the globe and poke himself in the butt.

I think the people in Martha's vineyard could be hanging their clothes out to dry on it.

Longer than Clintons.

Longer than Pinnochio's.

to the moon is making a joke, to the end of our galaxy and to the next glaxy is more accurate.