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Would You Rather: Fart In Front Of Your Crush Or Fall On Your Face In A Crowd Mall?

Both Are Pretty Embarrassing : )

Update:

lol typo i was supposed to be crowded mall : )

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Fall down Farting while in a crowded mall with my crush. Why deprive yourself; I say if your gonna do it, go all the way!

  • SAM
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Fall on my face in a crowded mall :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    fart, thats only one person, falling in front of a crowd in a mall is hundreds of people and more embarassing, yeah you can laugh off but, but a crowd of one is easier to deal with than a crowd of hundreds, having strangers always come up to you to remind you of that will grow tiresome real quick

  • Cat♥
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Fall in a crowded mall, farting as I crash to the floor. He'll be so concerned and thoughtful that he won't hear the noise. It's a win-win situation.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Fall in front of a crowd.

  • 1 decade ago

    Fall on my face in a crowd but being my luck when i fell i would fart as soon as i landed.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    fall on my face in a crowd mall. I have fell down in public many time and I really don't care and nobody seems to care either.

    (:

  • 1 decade ago

    i want to fart on my crush in the mall while falling on my face

  • fall in a crowd lol

  • Fall on my face in the mall because I know the fangirls will catch me :)

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