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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Who wants to read a paragraph my mom wrote about her favorite year of my life?!?

Lmfao I had to do a life timeline and she had to write a paragraph.

My daughter never ceases to amaze me with her humor and antics! I must say one my favorite memories of Jessika's life was when she was three years old. December came and we put up our Christmas tree. The tress looked beautiful, that is until Jessika got finished with it. Jessika so loved how the tree looked so she would take a Christmas ornament off and lick it! She thought the ornaments were candy. I finally caught on to what Jessika was doing and it ended up that year that only the top part of our tree had decorations.

Star if you thought this was cute :)

Update:

* the tree

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Really cute =)

    I totally just imagined you trying to reach for a really high one and not being able to get it hehe

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    We had to hang the ornaments on our Tree Higher to keep the cats form knocking them off the lower branches

  • Mike
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Usually it is kittens that force people to move all of the ornaments up higher on the tree. Perhaps in a previous life....

  • 1 decade ago

    Awww that is cute.

    The details of my life meanwhile are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

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  • 1 decade ago

    Haha that is cute. A little dangerous and hazardous if the ornaments were small, but still cute. Little kids and curiosity. *adorable*

  • ..
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Haha! too cute, *star*

    Jessika! I haven't seen you on here in ages! nice to see you're back, not that you know me, or I know you, but I'm a friend of a friend, lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    moms are the best.....that was so cute.......

    and so nice of you to put that from mom...

    but...i cant help but wonder if you had glitter from the ornaments all over your tongue,lol...

    what in the world is Mr.Thug talking about??????

  • Oh that explains A LOT!!! LMAO!!!! Glitter eater!! Very cute though it's cool your mom wrote stuff like that. =D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    So what? When i was three i burned my motherf*king christmas tree down.

    Source(s): I'm a BAMF.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha, that's pretty funny. Cute! =D

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