What kind of gift does one get for a friend that has gone through a break up?

LMFAO.... camel toe, e-love hexagon, rubber duckie, MC Luscious...

You might want to get her a bottle of Vodka, that always helps with break ups.

But, before you give her the alcohol, give her a pregnancy test, just to make sure she isn't pregnant with a half-Muppet baby. Her new beau would not be happy if she pops out a furry little person.

If you'd like to give her an even better gift, give her a coupon for a free three way in my sex dungeon with me, her, and a person of her choice. I always give those to my friends, they're put to good use.

((((Auddy Boo))))

I wouldn't worry about a gift. Apparently GFT has been giving away free rides. She should be happy with that.

As for your muppetty new beau, he will be my ebest eman at the ewedding on halloween. Seeing as your ehead ebridesmaid, there should be plenty of opportunity for an ewedding party ehookup. He has decided that he'll be in his kilt too, and you know what's worn under a kilt? Nothing, it's all in perfectly good working order...

Herpes. I would go out of your way to contract it (assuming you don't have it already), give it to the muppet in question and encourage one last fling with your friend.

The great part is it's a gift she will get to cherish for the rest of her life and she will have no idea who gave it to her, as being a complete dimwit will allow you to convince her she got it from using a public toilet.

It's best to give anonymously! Good luck and God bless.

A wonderful gift would be sending her pictures of the great time that you and her ex-boyfriend are having together now that he's free of her, as well as the positive pregnancy test when the time comes. She'll thank you for YEARS to come for reminding her of the joy that she brought you in letting her boyfriend go! I promise!

A flower, or flowers. Maybe her favorite or one that is special to you. If you are serious. After watching your dedicated song video I'm not sure you are serious. If you stole her boyfriend than you are the one with the problem, and you have your hands full (of something you don't wan't).

how about a weekend pass in my secret love basement? no charge.

and while you're at it...you might want to stop by and have a look at what your **gifted** e-soulmate has been doing while you were out shopping. i'll even let you join in.

believe me, it's the gift that keeps on giving, and giving...multiple times.

Merely reading the details of this question makes me feel vaguely dirty, as though I'm now covered with thin film of filth.

rofl!!

You're a wicked girl!!

Poor Briley.....get her a new man...you know what she's like...get her lubed up enough and she'll forget about him

here...give her this song with the new fella:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw

That Turtle wants her Baaad...email him!!!

i wouldn't really get them a gift, it might just remind them of the break-up. Instead I'd do something fun like go to the movies or something to get her mind off it.