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Mikey O's asked in SportsBasketball · 1 decade ago

Attempt to create a basketball joke?

I love jokes and basketball so why not combine the two? (: . The joke can be as silly or corny as it can be it doesnt matter. Best joke gets best answer.

Heres my joke: What did Greg Popavich say when he saw Raja Bell flop? "Stop stealing my playbook"

I know its corny but its an attempt lol.

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  • Boskey
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "He's great on the court," a sportswriter said of a college basketball playerin a interview with his coach. "But's how's his scholastic work?" "Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach. "Wonderful!" said the sportswriter. "Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tough. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

    Juan on Juan. lol or

    Q. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?

    A. He wanted to beat the crowd.

    Source(s): I read Boskey's answer. I thought that was pretty creative, good job Boskey lol.
  • Bob T
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Q. Why was Noah the best outside shooter in the Bible?

    A. He had the best Arc (ark).

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Why are tall basketball players so popular?

    they are the CENTER of attention.

    corny i know

  • i like it :D

    Source(s): it's true
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