So if I think my troll has tracked me down...and I'm on my way out...should I say a formal farewell?

stop talking about it. they feed off attention and will eventually get bored with you if you don't talk about them ...even if that takes half a dozen accounts. i mean, sure the guy is probably an obsessive, greasy, awkward, smelly, live-in-the-basement, past-his-prime (which never actually came to fruition anyway), perpetually intolerable virgin who will keep up this sort of behavior until his only friend makes him pick between either being allowed to talk about his proud victories of annoying Y!A users or telling stories about girls that never existed, but despite all that he will eventually get bored of you specifically if he can never tell he gets to you. he'll move on to someone else like stray cat that no longer gets food at your door.

Soundgarden - "Black Hole Sun" - a pile o' smiles! (>;-]) I'm sure you've heard the song but if you've seen the video - watch it again - enjoy! I'm a bit antivideo/show but this seemed to me somehow appropriate for you . . try it on. I'll add a personal favorite from a little known band "Time is" by "It's a Beautiful Day". Album (self-titled but commonly known as "White Bird") should really be heard in it's entirety. The songs flow into each other more intuitively than on "Abbey Road" and throughout the album. MQ - Don't care for it. I find power chords boring (and show detracts from my enjoyment of music, similar to how movies compare to books). BQ - Gray/grey - a combination of black (lacking color) and white (all colors)

6 hours later you're still here eartha!! you go girl :-D

Oh man.. Leith made me seriously laugh like I haven't for some time.. I need to get a life, too easily amused.

Anyway.. nah don't bother with the formal farewell unless you're going to make it really good.. otherwise we can just have another resurrection party when you return?

wth is with the nipple clamps thing???? lol

Hey look hun I have one too, and the same Avatar too, I can only hope people can tell the difference. So your not alone!

I no longer accept contacts as a result of this, and people think I'm a friendless F*ck...Lol

Trust me toots I have had questions asked in my name, some as close to the mark as you can get, but hey don't let the B*stards get ya down. How they get in there though is beyond me?

Dear Eartha,

I am writing to offer my knock-out services to you.

I am very experienced in the art of thrashing as I have cold-c*cked my husband a total of 1,740 times (once a week whether he needs it or not for the last 29 years, as well as random beatings when he's committed especially stupid marital offenses outside of his normal half-witted behavior).

As a valued customer I will provide you with an after-hours emergency number. I am on-call to help you should you be stalked over the weekend and are in danger of losing your account.

If you would like to acquire my services, please send me your troll's name and address so I can work him over in a manner that is not only satisfying for you, but will reduce him to a sniveling, submissive whimp. I'll give you a great discount too!!!

I look foward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

The I Cold-c*cked My Husband Lady

Awwww.

Do have a great evening.

Trust me, you're not losing much.

The real world is really great out there.

I just come in for a bit of fun and to see if I can help someone, in my spare time, strictly; when I've nothing better to do.

YA, is not the kind of place any intelligent person would hang out for too long.

So, no big loss, hun.

don't worry, BEE HAPPY!

We have dealt with the dictionary situation but ask your forebearance as we have double oopsed this morning and must turn our attention to getting back up on our feet again. We feel rather like the lone prosty in town just after the fleet left has set sail. Sore and abused...

Oh My God, what are you TALKING about?? Is there some kind of evil sub-culture going on in this site?? I come on here when I am at a total loss at what to do with my self to ask a few or answer a few for a bit of mindless entertainment, sometimes serious sometimes just f*ckin around! Am I SUPPOSED to come fully armed and on the lookout for snipers? How the f*ck can someone STALK you on here? Its a stupid Q&A site not a peril ridden ghetto. Troll this and Troll that, WTF? It sounds like a cyber school yard every one playing chasey and calling each other names in their little groups, how embarassing for you. You people are not well, seriously not well.

T should get a job as a profiler.

I agree, as someone who has been stalked before I can tell you that the worst thing you can do to them is ignore them. Acknowledgment of any kind is like sex to them.

absolutely, my dear. and since it appears that you and i are both being stalked and violated...perhaps we should write a formal farewell before we both go down together?

**thought**

"go down together"

or maybe we could just let the troll watch us go down on each other and let him violate himself.

you have a webcam?

EDIT: wow...sounds like T has met the troll - what an accurate description, i must say. ROFL.