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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    11 logs

  • 1 decade ago

    As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's easy!

    A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

  • 1 decade ago

    a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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  • 1 decade ago

    one wood chuck can't chuck wood

    but two wood chucks with a saw can

  • 1 decade ago

    As much wood as Chuck Norris would!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I can calculate it for you, but it depends on the specifics of your imaginary wood Chuck.

    I would need your measurements for the wood input slot, (length, width, and depth) and the angle the wood is in taken. Then the engine size, to determine the power output and the used energy.

    The machine efficiency is also important, to determine how much of the wood gets wasted.

    Logically the amount of wood output = amount of wood input - chemical waste and used energy.

    therefore if you want a figurative answer, i need the amount of wood you put into the wood chuck to start.

  • 1 decade ago

    Let's resolve ths question, A woodchuck, can turn wood,if you switch it on,

    A woodchuck is a device for shaping wood ,not chucking it,

    And a woodchucker designs, wood on a woodchuck.

    So a woodchucker designs wood on a woodchuck, if it's wrong he chucks it.

    Source(s): Chucky Egg, Chuck Norris, Chuck Berry.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a woodchuck doesnt chuck wood.

  • Med
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    once again the wood chucker strikes. 219 times now i done this q.//

    same ans 42 sacks of sawdust.//

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