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I just remembered this riddle from middle school. Can anyone solve it?
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders an albatross burger. He takes one bite of the burger, then goes back to his car and commits suicide.
Why? What Happened?
Albatross is a bird. He's not an albatross. Google "Albatross" if you want to know more. Albatross burgers don't really exist. Or, at least, I hope they don't...
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
A man, his wife, and his friend go for a boat ride (personal boat). The main character is in fact, blind. When they on the boat ride in the middle of the ocean, the boat has an accident which leaves them stranded on an island.
In order to survive, the man's friend lies to the man saying the woman died in the shipwreck but in fact kills her behind his back and feeds himself and his friend his wife claiming it is albatross soup. They are rescued a few days later.
A few months/years later he goes to a restaurant and orders an Albatross soup, he realizes what he had on the island was NOT albatross meat therefore realizing he ate his wife.
He walks out of the restaurant realizing he had eaten his wife, pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head unable to live with the fact of eating his wife.
I found this online somewhere, but I think this is what you're talking about.
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