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Poll: Do you plan on doing anything interesting this weekend?
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30 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
You my friend are a wordsmith unlike any other
- Anonymous5 years ago
Well I really don't have any plans. Tomorrow I am working from 9 A.M. to 6 P.M. and then I'll be home after that. On Sunday I'll just be doing errands in the morning and then in the afternoon I am going to help out my local parish with an event that is going on.
- 1 decade ago
*once again bows to the wit and wisdom of the o mighty joker**
and my weekend plans consist of laying on the couch and watching scary movies and enjoying the chronic, i do plan on making the news tho
"woman gets skin graft after having the couch fabric grow to her behind"
have a great weekend sweetie, you always brighten my day
Source(s): <----has the greatest freakin contacts in this hole - Яα∂íǚм Яα∂íατǿſLv 71 decade ago
I was going to say "I'm going to Cambridge but I don't know why", but then I saw the poem and was like "WHOAH!!"
That's pretty good, the last word is amusing... mkay, I'm a smurf at the mo.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I plan on having sex while free falling before I pull the cord on my parachute. Other than that I have nothing out of the ordinary planned.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I'm loading up the car with junk and heading off to the landfill (tip as we call it). Oh what friggin fun my life is.
- C ManLv 61 decade ago
*Borrows Ol' Joker's clown suit, Sings tune from the movie "Chicago" , dedicated to the Fabulous Forgotten Fedora:*
"Mr. Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane, should I bend my name, Mr. Cellophane, cuz you can look right through me, pass right by me, and never know I'm there...."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hey...instead of coffee in a french cafe...can we make that enjoys some beers in a strippers chalet?
Does that make sense? It's beer time my friend...Eff the coffee!
That was awesome!!!
- ♥ wild child ♥Lv 61 decade ago
Kat lives in England and that's far away? pppffftttt
I suppose that is better than
Kat spreads her legs and is a f**kin good lay.....I mean, I dont want to tarnish my P&S rep....lol
well done my li'l mate :)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Just for that Im gonna bring Jack back!
That was awesome awesome AWESOOOOME.
