Extremely funny or weird bald jokes?

OK so there's this bald witch guarding a bridge that nobody can cross unless they can do something that she can't do. A man approaches the bridge and says "I can fly." The witch can already do this so a second man approaches her and says "I can become invisible." The witch can also do this so a third man approaches her and says "I can comb my hair!" and she lets him across.

LOL! Get it? Cos she's bald! LOL

Cueball Go up to the person and ask a yes or no question then shake their head as if it was a Magic 8 Ball Get a laser pointer and shine it on their head to see if the laser will reflect off it Say something like "Wow! I've heard of four head but never a five head." Say "How much money do you save a year on haircuts" Say "I am glad you are showing your love for the USA by representing the national bird the BALD eagle."

What is a mirror doing in the class?

The all new Gillette Shaver! Cheap and easy!

(Put a hair growing center) then put the hotline number

Save money for shaving! Use laser surgery!

Something along that line

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The teacher's [or call her miss] head is as bald as[A] sir's butt,[B]young green breadfruit]

1

my teachers bald

he thinks hes sexy...i know

ewww

first day write Penis.

second day write Penis but bigger

Third day write Penis even bigger.

After a week write The more you rub it the bigger it gets ;)