Why is my friend's penis so much larger than mine?

Oh thanks a lot for telling everybody, as$hole! I am so reporting this question now.

Now I'm not coming over this weekend so we can get drunk and have a re-measure, you homo.

I'll admit that my measurements may have been off but what do you expect, you handle a "ruler" really good, and I was all dreamy thinking about BatMilf checking out my rod-end, so I probably didn't get you "long" enough.

Instant Star is right about The Nolte and Veron. I have this complex just because of Vernon's huge stache and The Nolte's long neck beer bottle, and they were both limp at the time!

This is all very true, this isn't one of those "troll" posts, either. I'm really upset about this and I'm probably going to call my lawyer now.

@ Starlight: E-mail me, honey. We'll talk.

edit: NO, you bastrud. This is IT and I'm not going to put up with this brand of humiliation for all the world to see! So what if I'm only ten inches?! I still pound the p*ssy just like everybody else. I told you, and I'm telling all you other b*tches who answered this question: It was only throbbing and purple because I was thinking about a WOMAN, not because you were workin' it so well.

Make it up to me?! How could you possible make up for embarrassing me this way?!

I just reported this question to teh Yamster, you better hope nobody else sees this question!

Edit: OH! now BadBeasts seen it and that means Eartha will be soon to follow, you mother-fukcer! I am going to sue the holy dogshiit out of you!

Ha ha ha. Too boo koo for me sailor. That's in the eggplant category. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess your friend Rez took advantage of all those internet spam ads about penis enlargements and got himself a suction pump with pill supplements and collagen injections. That'll teach you not to create a spam folder.

Just get a bloody room already, you pair of Lesbians! Nobody believes this is anything more than a mutual preening excercise,

thinly disguised as a smutty anecdote, the kind you read in the back of "She Beef" or "Furry Cup" magazine. The outlandish claims of mammoth clitoral size, are difficult to swallow, even on this site! Even more unbelievable, coming from such a pair of bickering trollops as you two. Now come along, kiss and make up, you two, and we'll hear no more about it, ok?

(((Rez)))

(((Occulty)))

I think you lads have made a basic error...common in Men's Health...but usually only made by 13 year old boys.

Are you sure you had the tape measure turned around to "inches"?

Cause the centimetre scale is just on the other side of the tape you know???

**blows kisses**

Silly boys!

Wow.... I officially know more about you than I ever figured I would.

I recommend you get some of that Extenze crap... it'll help you in your quest to outdo the other fellows. Although, if you run into The Doze or The Nolte in the showers.... stay away.

Maybe you and Rez should organise a competition on this matter.It can be categorise as the longest,the stockiest and the heaviest.And the winner issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssR.

You should run from him. I hear in some parts of Arkansas and West Virgina, the guy with the bigger unit usually bends over the "small" guy and gives it to him.

I need Rez's phone number, lol!

My personal preference is 10 inches plus, however, small would be under 6" and average would be 7-8".

No, you need not be insecure. Stop being a "pecker checker" though, lol.

Belinda wants to know if he's seeing anyone.

Wow...I'd run from something that big...it would break me!

8 inches is perfect ;-)