What song can you name that has funny lyrics?

'Unlucky In Love'- Clam Abuse... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNEoku77yzg

Da Doo Ron Ronby The Crystals

You've Got Everything Now by the Smiths. The whole song isn't funny, just some of the lyrics

Apache Rose Peacock by Red Hot Chili Peppers

The Doors "Riders On The Storm" has some funny lyrics in it

Billion Dollar Babies by Alice Cooper

I wish I new the name, an 80's song, sounds like an Asian guy singing it, but the main chorus goes something like, "what's this all about the screaming and the shout dont ask me cause I don't know".

all songs by Tenacious D

and If I Owned A Midget by Benefit

Strange Things by Jimi Hendrix

Dark one day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot one another

Strange things

take care

dave

***** Named Frank by Black Nasty.

'Tell you here a story bout a ***** named Frank

She never left the house and her booty stank'

Later in the song it gets to this amazing part that goes

'Half an hour passed

Now two, and three

Where's that ***** Frank

Is she f*cking with me?

When I see that ***** I'm gonna punch her in the mouth

And when she gets back up I'm gonna punch her in the mouth!'

Any compositions by The Mighty Boosh

"Eels" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

.....elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.

Soup Crimp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcc2zoFsjNI

Bouncy Bouncy Crimp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgL0E2BFEM