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Do you know any of those "after everything I say" jokes?

Like, after everything I say, you say ketchup and liquor.

What did you have for breakfast?

What did you have for lunch?

What did you have for dinner?

What do you do when you see an ugly girl walking by?

Do you know any jokes like that?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    In accordance with the prophecy.

    Yeah, so I was late to class today - in accordance with the prophecy.

    I think I swallowed a fly this morning - in accordance with the prophecy.

    And so on.

    In accordance with the prophecy.

  • 1 decade ago

    say addicted after each word/sentence i say

    just list a bunch of drugs that are additive

    then say what woke you up this morning...

  • 1 decade ago

    nope

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