Teens: Favorite quotes from your favorite tv shows?!?

Family Guy -

Angry Man: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.

Stewie Griffin: What did you just say?

Lois Griffin: Stewie, stop fussing.

Stewie Griffin: Pipe down Lois. Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my *****.

Stewie Griffin: [furiously kicks the seat in front of him] Wah wah wah my ears are popping and there's no way to console me Wah! Maybe I'm teething, Maybe I'm hungry, who knows? I'm a baby!

THAT 70'S SHOW-

Red Forman: What are you going to put put on your resume - dumbass?

Red Forman: [to Eric] So, this is how an engaged high school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.

Brooke: Kelso, we have to talk about doing it at the Molly Hatchet concert.

Michael Kelso: Just a second, Brooke.

[to Fez]

Michael Kelso: Burn!

[to Eric and Donna]

Michael Kelso: Burn!

[to Hyde]

Michael Kelso: Burn!

[to Jackie]

Michael Kelso: Burn!

[Kelso runs upstairs to the kitchen]

Michael Kelso: [to Kitty] Burn!

[to Red]

Michael Kelso: Burn!

[Kelso runs back downstairs]

Michael Kelso: So, Brooke. What did want to talk about?

Brooke: I just found out I'm pregnant.

Michael Kelso: [defensively] I never touched her!

Fresh Prince of Bel - Air -

Will: Yeah, we done it! Word to Big Bird! We fixed eight Benzitos, 15 Jags and a Mazzerati, but I ain't like the upholstery so we took it back! Jack!

Will: I'm stuck in a basement sitting on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves. I'm goin out of my mind i thought she was fine don't know if her body is hers.

Will: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, see, in my neighborhood we got this sacred code, It's like, my bro skee, whatever yo wanna do bro ham on the left or the right, we can do that all night, but all that old yakkity yak jawbone you kickin' in the middle man you can stop that cuz I ain't down with that, you see what I'm sayin'?

Will: This is my little brother Carlton! He knows we can't afford new clothes so he just doesn't grow!

MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE -

Spangler: You're never gonna be a winner... because you do everything half-assed.

Francis: You may have spoken too soon, sir. I think you'll find I play pool with my whole ***.

"Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, 'yo that's shizzle'. Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you." - Michael Scott

"When I said before that I was king of forwards, you gotta understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another." - Michael Scott

"Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."

Lmao, Basically anything from The Office.

House

Can I have some from Beetlejuice?

Beetlejuice: "Ahh well I attended Julliard. Im a graduate of the Harvord buisness school. I travel quite extensivley. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that! Ive seen the Exorcist about 167 times! And it keeps gettin funnier every single time I see it! Not too mention the fact that your talkin to a dead guy! Now what do you think?! Do you think Im qualified...?"

Beetlejuice: *head lifts up and starts spinning and screaming*"...Dont you hate it when that happens?

Adam: "Lets go Barbra!"

Beetlejuice: *kicks down the lil fake tree and stares at it* "Nice ****** model! *Honk Honk!*

As for TV shows? Invader ZIM!

Gir: "Ooooo!"

Zim: "A Hunter Destroyer Mach--"

Gir: "What is it?!"

Zim: "A Hunter Destroyer Muh--"

Gir: "What is it?!?!?!"

Zim: "...A Hunter Destroyer Machine."

Gir: *gasp* "Its got chicken legsssss..."

Mine is not from a tv show but from a movie

"Even though you can't see them or hear them at all a person is person no matter how small "

Horton Hears a Who

"is this the Krusty Krab?"

"No, this is Patrick!"

-spongebob

"Seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. Now you're gonna be a young woman in a car, running over a little girl on the tricycle."

-George Lopez

Gavin Gore: Well, I gotta go. My mom thinks I'm at the pet store looking at kittens.

the sasquatch gang (movie)

I've got two from South Park (the only show left on TV that's actually funny)

"Don't worry you guys, I got it covered. (Over loudspeaker) Mom!!! More Hot Pockets!!!"- Cartman

"I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr. Garrison

My favourite TV show is The Inbetweeners. l love the series of where they went on a Geography Trip and they went on a boat, and they caught a fish but he didn't think there was any bait on it!

Will: What the fxck, Neil?!

Jay: Shite! Look at it! lt's sh!t itself!

Neil: Calm down, it's only a fish

Will: Yeah! But what if it's a fxcking shark?!

Neil: Calm down, it ain't a shark!

Jay: Fxck this, l'm calling for help

He does this firework thing for emergencies ONLY.

Will: For emergencies, for emergencies only!

-Jay triggers it-

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'I don't like candy bracelets, I LOVE candy bracelets!' - JD, Scrubs.

'I always wished I could be a Russian Doll. A red one. With a big pair of bright blue eyes and painted on eyelashes and pink rosy cheeks. Really rosy. And then I could be un wrapped, two, three, four times until I was small. Really small.' - Cassie, Skins.

'Does it dissolve in the rain like a giant Berocca?' - Vince, The Mighty Boosh.

'Can I have this duck?' - Dougal, Father Ted.

'He uses logic like a laser!' - Jonathan Creek.

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"I think I thrive under a total lack of accountability." - Michael Scott from the Office

"You and me have had sex with the same women. That means we're wiener cousins." - J.D. from Scrubs.

God I love those shows.