What's the last "bullet you dodged"?

turned out i didnt leave any prints on the duct tape after all

That's a shame, it's usually a good night for tips in the bar I worked at.

Of course, there wasn't much to our costumes, and they came off as the night went on,...

Working in a Gentleman's Club is like circumcising elephants;

The pay is small, but the tips are enormous!

Well, my phone was lying out in the open by my parents..I could have sworn they were going to read through my text messages, but the doorbell rang and I could grab it.. it would NOT have been good if they went through my phone. :|

Being caught with my pants down literally speaking of course.

i dodged a bullet from an ak-47 last night

i then pulled out my uzi's and taught that mofo a lesson

Death from a mysterious, life-threatening, catastrophic illness.