If your family were on the Jerry Springer Show, what would the episode's Title be?

MM2, you filthy liar!

*Aims gun at Marlboro Man 2 and fires repeatedly.*

Either "Which one is the REAL Marlboro Man?", or "The family that can't count."

Members of my extended family have actually been contacted by ... I think Maury ... to be on their show! It's not very Jerry Springer, it's more Unsolved Mystery-like.

Are you serious? The episode would be I shot my son. Not me, my old man shot me when I was 8. f^gging dumb ***. Anyhow, I'd be a lot of people chanting Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

I just want to be in the audience for the MM episode!

Love,

Kate

Booze Hounds From Hell

Psssshh, amateurs.

MY relatives appear on America's Most Wanted.

http://www.amw.com/fugitives/brief.cfm?id=44921

Really, he's one of my Great Uncles.

I'm pretty sure I'd just be there to kick Ren's *** and push you into a lake (or pond). I'm good with anything.

"I had more than 50 separate personalities!!" (The true story of Arlene Schmecky, the original personality of the Schmecky clan)

"The Last Episode"

I attract the psychos and whack jobs.