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Mako
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Mako asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

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  • dark bubble
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    *snicker snicker snicker*

    STARFISH :)~

  • SpiritualWalker
    1 decade ago

    6/10

  • Alleycat Joe
    1 decade ago

    2 points?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What did the bench say to another bench?

    Answer: how many underwear have you seen?

    What did a slice of bread say to the roll of toilet paper?

    Answer: See you at the end

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  • rose p
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Thank you Mako.

    How can you tell if a dog has a hare lip?

    Listen for "Mark mark."

    Rose P.

  • Bad
    1 decade ago

    Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

    Dung!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cute :)

    TEACHER: Tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    STUDENT: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

  • Crazy Time Questions
    1 decade ago

    Certainly true.

  • ~ Lightning Emo ~
    1 decade ago

    Im going to cut myself once more.......

  • Quizard
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    PmsL. short and clever, nice laugh to start my day off with, thanks Mako.

  • &
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahaha!

    dude. ;) lol.

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