What's the lamest joke you have EVER heard?

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

The horse fell in the mud...O_O

it happened during harold and kumar go to white castle for me, it was a very funny movie but one line really stuck out me and after it was said i just couldnt believe it,

They are flying with that thing at the end of the movie, harold says dude were so high right now, and kumar responds were not low....come on guys

Two brooms were hanging in a closet. The lady broom says to the guy broom. "I think I'm pregnant." The guy broom says "how can that be we have never swept together."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to da retards house knock knock who is there the chicken... both jokes go with each other

Knock knock jokes.

None are funny to me.

I want to brain people that say "knock knock " to me over the age of 14. Kids don't know any better so I let them slide.

I heard a pick up line from a guy one time that said...

QUESTION"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

ANSWER "Enough to break the ice!"

HAHAHA sooo funny (not)

Kinda comical....but i think its kinda lame!~Rachel

"If Obama, the president of Iran, and the Pope all jumped out of a plane from 15,000 ft in the air, which one would be smashed into oblivion first?

Answer: Who Cares.

I was walking a dog, came up to a tree and the dog went "bark"

i hate all jokes.stupid joke goes something like this :

whats an eskimos favourite song?

freeze a jolly good fellow!

puuuulllleaase!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt return?

a stick.

terrible i know,

im sorry