If you could be in charge..what would you be in charge of?

I would be in charge of counter space and keeping things warm. I have at least ten pairs of mittens and an electric blanket, but I am not sure how I would make more counter space. Maybe microwave ovens would be banned. People who got caught with one would be beheaded.....but not on a counter, because that would take up counter space.

I would be in charge of the department of Making Imitation Fart Noises with your Hands. I have a gift in this field which I believe deserves a larger audience. It's not just the fact that I'm physically gifted with large hands and their well developed hypothenar and thenar eminences - it's the burning passion that I have to take the art of imitation farts to the next level.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you being in charge of Turkish Delight because I feel Australia supplies of Turkish Delight ice cream bars could be under direct threat from a hostile Canadian market. The owl fetish is a bit disturbing too.

I'd be in charge of all the wangs and you'd have to give me owls and turkish delight when you want some action because I'd have your husbands weenie wrapped around my little finger.

Do I get magical powers over my in-charge-of thingie? Then I'll pick automobiles. I'd make them all slow down to 5 mph and then bump into each other at rush hour, creating the world's largest bumper car amusement park. Er, for MY amusement, anyway. What fun to watch everyone leap from their car, swearing and grimacing at one another!

The World..Muahahahahaha

I really really should be in charge of the Calgary Flames physiotherapy,hands on hands on hands on!...xxx

*swoons at the thought*

I frikken love turkish delight

That pen*s avi is making me puke

I'd be in charge of making sure no ones in charge

I would be in charge of people over 70. I would not allow them to drive.

I'd be in charge of keeping everybody in line and out of trouble

id be in charge of what everybody is in charge of. then id fire them all and promote people from the state of Maine to be in charge of everything. then once they were all comfy id fire them all. for you see I dont like people from the state of Maine. so my whole plan is just 1 big act of jerkness.