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How many turkeys does a girl have to pluck?

Before she finds THE bird she wants to spend Thanksgiving with?

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  • john
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Ouch! that wasn't a feather!

  • 1 decade ago

    34

  • kris.
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    69

  • 1 decade ago

    One

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    theres other birds in the farm

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    look no farther- I amnot a turkey but a gentleman.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ooooh, that sounds like an invitation... OK, maybe not, but your time is running short.

    *wink*

  • Krazy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    More than she would care too. I'm sure she'd gobble like a turkey if it were just one. WELCOME BACK!!! It's been a while.

  • 1 decade ago

    87.

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