Hey baby, wanna wang chung tonight?

Do you even have to ask? Hellsyes.

Yeah! I'd love to Wang Chung tonight. Everybody have fun tonight!

No, I'd rather have fun tonight than do some stupid dance or worry about getting you off.

I'm still not clear on wtf wang chung means, but I've got a feeling I'm going to have to start charging for it, and there's only an elite group of people I'd be willing to participate with.

I live in a small area with a lot of farms and such, so I like to use something along the lines of, "I don't work on a chicken farm but I know how to raise a c*ck." However I have the feeling that's not the kind of reaction you're looking for...

I suggest... "Do you think my bratwurst would fit in your buns?"

Awwww I really thought we were going to Wang Chung tonight. Now I see you just want my friend!

Don't you need a wang to chung?

(i'm a girl- but here's some pretty lame but super funny pick up lines)

Do you have a band-aid?

because i scraped my knee falling for you

Lost my number...can I have yours

You must be tired...because you been running through my mind all day

Come sit on my lap, then we'll talk about whatever just pops up

word of the day: legs, now lets go back to your place and spread the word

Best pick up line ever: "The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

only if you tell me what a Wang Chung is.

Anything is better than that! How about, "Let's go back to my place and mess up the sheets?" Just be straight up! lol

Ehhhh

thats awful

just say

hey baby, do you want to f^c$???