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Heres a joke i made up tell me if its good 1-10?

A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday.when he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do i look. he replied 26 , the man said thanks but im 46. he then went to a magic shop asked the same question, the magician said 29 the old man said thanks but im 46, he then went and asked a old women how old do i look, she said im 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but i can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their pants for 15 minutes. the man accepted and let her have a feel . 15 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 46 , the man said thats amazing ho did you know, she replied i was behind you in the magic shop

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  • Tim W
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    ha-ha, I liked it! 8.5

  • 1 decade ago

    The joke's good but I'm afraid I can't give you any rating since that joke already exists. In fact somebody just used it in another answer

    http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aq...

    and it really isn't too hard to find it on the net either

    http://1jokeaday.blogspot.com/2008/04/facelift.htm...

    Better luck next time.

  • 1 decade ago

    sorry I was expecting a bigger punch line, the story was going well but the ending was a let-down

    2

  • 1 decade ago

    5 - Good idea, but work on the details a bit more

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry to burst your bubble...but I have heard that joke several times before! It's funny, but not made up by you!!!.

  • 1 decade ago

    It wasn't the best but it was quite funny. 8/10

    Well done:)

  • 1 decade ago

    the old lady thing was creepy just we word that part

  • 1 decade ago

    I liked it. So simple....and funny.

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