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A man walks in to K-Mart and orders a pack of gum
and the cashier tells him he needs to shave
then the man walks out the door
2 seconds later he gets hit by a truck and dies on the scene
about an hour later another man walks in the door and buys a candy bar
the cashier again tells him he needs to shave
and sure enough, the man walks out the door and 2 seconds later he gets hit by a truck, he dies on the scene
then when its time for the cashier to leave the store and lock up a man walks in and said that he wants to by a shaver and some ice
so the cashier goes and gets it for him and takes the mans money
hands him the reciept and the man heads out the door
but the cahsier stops him before he gets to the road and says he gave him too much money
so he gives him back 3 dollars
then they both walk out on to the street and sure enough they both get hit by a truck
and they both die on the scene
but if you read this joke cloasly you will find out the reason on why you need to shave!!!! so go buy a shaver and shave! but before you do that answer this Question and say that i made you waste 2 minuets of your life!!! BTW i was trying to come up with a punch line but couldnt think of anything. i was really planning on comming up with a good joke lol.
7 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
lol :)
- 1 decade ago
Let me put it this way.
Don't quit your day job, you are not ready for the Improv. LOL
Come on, you can do better then this. For on, your jokes are to long winded and your punch lines... well... actually.. you need some good punch lines.
Like - An old woman went to return a toaster to K-Mart, but at the counter the clerk told her she could not get one. She began to moan and scream out loud "Touch my breasts" The counter clerk was confused and called a manager. The manager again told the lady that she would not get a refund, and once again she began to moan and shout "Touch my breasts" The manager could not figure out what the problem was and puller aside to stop the spectacle. "What's the matter with you" he asked the old lady. "Well" she replied "I'm used to having my breasts rubbed when I'm getting screwed"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
EPIC FAILURE
Just like your spelling
Go to bed.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
good stuff fella , will get you a case of beer for that one ...ha ha ha