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Thursday Joke for you?
A man asks the store clerk, 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.'
'But let me ask you something.' 'If I had asked for Italian sausage,
Would you ask me if I was Italian?'
'Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I
Was German?'
'Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?'
'Or, if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't have.'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I
Asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
10 Answers
- rigelLv 44 years ago
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- freebird31wizardLv 61 decade ago
whahahahahahahaha :-)))
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid.
Malar stands up: we must find & stop her!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
very good thanks for starting my day off with a laugh
