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A man and a woman, each driving their own car, get into an accident. Luckily, nobody got here, and the damage was minimal.
The man says, "Whew, not too much damage."
The woman laughs. "We need to celebrate this," she says. Then she pulls two unopened bottles of wine out of the trunk of her car, and hands one to the man.
The man smiles. "I'll toast to that," he says, opens his bottle and drinks all of the wine.
When he's done, he looks at the woman, who is standing there holding her bottle, which is still unopened.
"Aren't you going to drink that?" he asks.
"No," she says. "I'm going to wait 'til the police get here."
Sorry, it's supposed to say, "Luckily, nobody got hurt."
22 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Oh La La! That was superb! LMAO!!!.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day -
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
- Anonymous5 years ago
Heehee.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL funny nice joke to whoever wrote it
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- 1 decade ago
Good joke! I didn't laugh hard...I just chuckled. I had the "I get it" smile on my face. lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Thats funny thats is so wrong what that woman did.
